Most of y’all speak normal but I see some posts on here like:

“FR from from an SNL. I cold-approached an HB9 last night at a bar. She brushed my thigh (IOI) so I escalated Kino until I went in for the K-Close. I talked her up and tried to bring her back to my place but she was on her ASD so I decided I’d just troll the city. I talked about my hobbies as a DHV as I asked about hers as well (EV). We were getting tired so she eventually agreed to chill at my place. Brought her back, doing Kino the whole time ofc. Grabbed some drinks and whatever happened happened until I landed the F-Close”.

Y’all talk like you speak in fucking python code. Sometimes as I read stories I have to pull out the 11 year old r/seduction glossary and I pray that I don’t become so terminally online one day that I’m able to read some of your field reports with perfect comprehension.

Anyway, she squirted 27 times and I walked her back to her place but she hasn’t texted since.

How we feeling fellas?