Girl says over text, “lolllll you fkn kill me” after I make her laugh. What do I say?

fashfront · 2018-08-07T03:51:24+00:00

Might wanna just leave it on read so you can end it on a guaranteed high note

jacques_cousteau007 · 2018-08-07T03:52:52+00:00

Texting is for logistics only.

You’re giving away your only leverage, your attention.

Now she thinks you’re available all the time for her.

Free markets bruh, too much Supply leads to a decrease in Demand

”Only a broke man can give you 100% of his time”

Bedtimeshine · 2018-08-07T04:54:46+00:00

How about stop texting like a 12 year old and make plans. Text game is not something a Grown man should ever worry about because he should only text 6 words. “I’ll pick you up at 8.”

dr_warlock · 2018-08-07T16:28:59+00:00

You'd be shocked at the lack of emotion present when women type these things. I've seen girls type these things to other guys:Emoticons, kissey faces, hehe, haha, LOL, lmao, you're so funny, all with a bitch face. Bullshit to save face and keep orbiters.

abudun79 · 2018-08-07T05:40:12+00:00

Text her "I love you, you're the only one for me" and then she'll marry you, get a $200,000 job, so you can retire. She'll lift the weights in the gym, so you don't have to. She will never cheat and will do every kinky shit you ask her to.

The magic of text-game. Hard to believe until you saw it first hand.

bannedbyrnewsmods2 · 2018-08-07T13:29:30+00:00

do not acknowledge your own humor

[deleted] · 2018-08-07T14:30:31+00:00

I don't think you need to respond. Keep it where it is

DanishApollon · 2018-08-07T12:34:34+00:00

"I put the 'laughter' in 'slaughter'".

OfficerWade · 2018-08-07T10:23:25+00:00

Trust your instincts OP, stop doubting yourself.

oytrp · 2018-08-07T15:11:21+00:00

"Come have a drink with me at XXXX tonight. I'll be there at 8"

casemodz · 2018-08-07T07:59:17+00:00

You're in the friend zone from the sound of it....

DownyGall · 2018-08-07T04:43:09+00:00

Who cares? Say whatever you want

Youngyoda89 · 2018-08-07T15:35:30+00:00

The phrase “that fuckin kills me” is used when something was funny. Example: “look at this guy using the smith machine for squats🤣 that fuckin kills me!”

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”Only a broke man can give you 100% of his time”