So o my online dating profile I added a "DO NOT CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE A... waitress, aspiring actress, bartender, scorpio, or if you have implants. "

This is usually funny, and always gets the girl to ask why not a waitress, why not a bartender.

I'm just wondering if you guys would have good responses to these questions. Just to get a feel for what we should do. Also please mention the reasoning behind it.

Thanks!