Last week, I was at the beach and ran game on some girls with a few buddies of mine. I approached an attractive set of 4 and started talking with them. IOI’s and the whole nine yards from two of them, so I invite them out to join us as we go to grab a bite to eat. They come and the whole group has a good time and we all shot shit for about an half hour. During that time, this recipe for some awesome cookies I make gets brought up and they’re all ears about it. I get the two I was interested in’s snapchats and it ends at that.

The two girls snap me on and off for the rest of the week but nothing much comes from it as I’m leaving the area this Tuesday and am pretty much busy until the time I leave.

Just tonight I got a message from the hotter of the two. She wants to know my cookie recipe. I give her some push pull and make her work for me to give her the recipe. She asks what I want for the prized recipe and I ask what she has. She then blows up and goes full caps saying something along the lines of “JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMN COOKIE RECIPE PLEASE”. I reply not with that tone of voice and continue with the push pull. Finally I tell her that I’ll give the recipe to her under one condition: she has to make a few extras and give them to any homeless or in need people she sees as we’re in Seattle and they’re everywhere.

She replies back “That sounds like way too much work, how about I just send you nudes instead?” I was kinda stunned and said back that that could work too. She then replies “lol jk”. I call her out on it and push saying I’d rather have the real thing. She replies lol. I then ask her why she wanted me to think about her naked because that’s all saying that she’d send nudes would do. She dismisses it. I then tell her that “maybe when I’m here next year you’ll be done with these high school games”. She doesn’t like this and sends me a picture saying I’m a tool. I agree and amply saying I’m the biggest she’ll ever meet and give her a wink. She doesn’t reply.

What are your guys thoughts on this shit test? Is there anything I could have done differently or better?

Also here’s the recipe for the cookies: 2 cups of flour 1 cup of chocolate chips 3/4 cup of brown sugar 3/4 cup of white sugar 1 teaspoon of salt 1 teaspoon of baking soda 1 cup of shortening 2 eggs 1 teaspoon of vanilla 1/2 teaspoon of water

Mix the dry ingredients first, then add the others, mix thoroughly, and put cookie sized portions on a greased sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 350°.