If You Are Short, Fat, Older or An Asian Man, You Must Read This. But Especially If You SHORT.

throwaway543210 · 2010-04-29T17:14:09+00:00

Uh, this is just pointing out an already painful truth. No constructive advice to speak of.

If you're short, fat, older, or asian: Feature what you can't fix.

Don't be obnoxious about it.

Fat guys: Remind them subtly that nobody fucks with a man of your size, and that you can protect her.

Short guys: You can be sillier and more comfortable than tall guys. Really. Tall guys are awkward and lanky. Awkward and lanky are not a turn on. Get in closer to her, make her laugh. It won't feel like an advantage to you, but when one is really tall, it can be really hard to just hear or see a girl who is 1-2 feet down from you, without bending over and leaning in and looking like an awkward chump.

Older guys: What does she have to offer you that you haven't seen before in your years of experience and charm with women? Or, is she mature enough for you?

Asian guys: I don't care how fucking pragmatic you are, learn something about spirituality. Girls eat that shit up and you have instant street cred even if you've never set foot outside Lansing, Michigan.

2010-04-30T12:37:07+00:00

Downvote.

Must read is an awfully strong dictum for something that just reiterates the obvious without offering solutions.

Lame.

fratwhore · 2010-04-30T10:29:12+00:00

I'm agreeing with throwaway here: bad article, but I'll upvote nonetheless for the discussion that might arise.

I'm short. Not terribly short, but when at any given party, maybe one or two guys will be of similar height or smaller. It's no big deal, only if you make it so. Sure, you look bad on paper, i.e. on internet dating profiles, so stay away from those (although you have nothing to lose). In real life it doesn't matter much: carry yourself with confidence, use body language, take up space. Tyler Durden's posts on dominance are great for this. Don't overdo it though, you don't want to become the little guy who's trying too hard. Chill.

The most important thing is posture. If you're short, you need all the extra height you can get, so make sure to carry your head high, chin up, shoulders back, pelvis forward. Smile.

I've had tall women cold approach me to dance with me. I'm sure it looked pretty ridiculous, but no one cares except the (taller) guys who can't figure out how I did it.

AMOG'ing is going to be predictable, so you're actually a step ahead there. The dumb jock will always use your height to make fun of you in front of your girl, because it's the first thing they'll notice and they think it's your weak spot. Just specialize in disarming comments on your height and you're all set there.

WayOfTheIronPaw · 2010-05-13T02:23:57+00:00

So... short guy needs to move to Japan or Thailand. Problem solved.

Title	If You Are Short, Fat, Older or An Asian Man, You Must Read This. But Especially If You SHORT.
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Date	April 29, 2010 4:56 PM UTC (16 years ago)
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