Seddit HELP! I've been having desk-sex for weeks and can't get up the courage to open!

intjpua · 2010-05-10T04:29:15+00:00

OMG. You don't need sense talked into you, you need sense beaten into you.

This is a really weird way to communicate with a girl (seems very Asian...are you Asian? is she? it reminds me of that video of the Japanese school girls being "rebellious" in class by doing synchronized desk motions; creepy and cute at the same time). Anyway...I'm a little iffy on this whole thing. My response to a girl shoving my chair would be to turn around, and talk to her immediately. It seems really weak to just passive-aggressively shove back. She did it to flirt with you...it's pretty darned forgiving of her to ignore your weak response.

Anyway, if I somehow were in your shoes, here's what I would do (now that I understand this stuff a little bit better; it's definitely not what I would have done back when I was your age, I would have been scared shitless to even think of it) in this situation:

After class (this would have been best after the first or second class in which this bizarre act took place, because this is a really bold move, but one that is likely to have a great impact on a girl in such a situation), touch her on the shoulder, wait calmly for her to face you and give you her full attention. and say with a smirk and confident eye contact, "Come with me." Hold out your hand for her to take it. Lead her around a corner to some place somewhat isolated. Turn her so her back is to the wall and you're leaning over her slightly looking into her eyes. Pause, with eye contact. Wait for slightly confused doggy dinner bowl look. Make out. (If she talks, she'll ask questions...put a finger on her lips until she quietens down and gives doggy dinner bowl look. Then make out. Obviously, if she says, "No", at any point, you'll need to rethink things a little, and respond sensibly. I'd probably shrug it off and say, "I thought we shared a moment. You don't agree?")

Get it through your head that college girls really do want to fuck as much as you do. Give them a thrilling scenario and they're putty in your hands.

You could go the slightly less awesome route, and just ask her out. But, I think the only way you can really make this work is by taking your odd relationship to its logical conclusion. If it were me, I'd try to fuck her without saying more than a dozen or so words. After the make out, I'd probably say, "You're coming with me." and drag her off to my place or my car.

Worst case at the dragging her off to your place stage, she says, "Wait! I can't. I have to go blah blah..." or "Wait! I have a boyfriend..." or whatever. She'll probably want to see you again anyway. If you exchange numbers after a hallway makeout this dramatic, she'll definitely see you again, and she'll definitely want to fuck you when you see her again.

2010-05-10T04:32:54+00:00

Turn around and tell her,

"Hi... let's go".

Take her to your place, pop a few beers / a bottle of wine open, the minute you see her giving you the look, kiss. The rest comes easily.

AveofSpades · 2010-05-10T19:56:53+00:00

Ask her after class if she wants to kill a couple of hours, or simply say lets go chill. Then bang her fucking brains out.

Its not rocket science.

defdav · 2010-05-10T04:32:23+00:00

Listen bro, if you can't feign the alpha male thing, then play up the shy-aw-shucks guy. See, girls like assholes. Therefore, the best way to get them is to ignore them and be sarcastic. People with more time to be politically correct will call that 'playing hard to get'

But if you haven't been doing that and she's interested, then she might be that rare girl that actually likes a guy who is nice. You have got to go after that.

Either way, you've got to make a move, and if that just means waiting in your seat until she walks past at the end of class for you to say "hey" "where ya heading?" then get in the game. If you are nervous, just smile innocently. Don't over do it, then you'll be creepy.

Its really hard to tell you what you need to know because you already know it. Relax, be yourself etc. What you need is some experience so you don't over think situations like this. So if you crash and burn just remember the experience will help you have better game next time.

Oh, and don't ever say "desk sex" out loud, I think that will freak people out.

uzkhan1 · 2010-05-16T03:21:45+00:00

"Hey.. I am about to go grab a bite! You hungry?"

rmbarnes · 2010-05-10T22:32:30+00:00

By all means try and grab a coffee with her after class or something, but this "desk sex" thing? WTF? Are you sure she wouldn't just do this whoever was sat in the chair in front? It might even be something she doesn't notice she's doing. Like I often rapidly vibrate by left leg while working on my computer without even noticing (shit, doing it now). It's just a habit.

Title	Seddit HELP! I've been having desk-sex for weeks and can't get up the courage to open!
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Date	May 10, 2010 4:07 AM UTC (16 years ago)
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