Text messages with plate prime:

7:30 AM

Her: "good morning" Her: "I love you.. being away from you just hurts so bad :'(" Her: "Sometimes I wish you'd just leave me until you can move out and move in with me?" Me: "Plane's taking off, my phone will be off for a while."

9:45 AM:

Her: "I guess I'm just always going to be have to accept life will be this way" Me: "Just landed. Love you!" Her: "Please say something"

10:15 AM:

Me: "<3"

Later on, "You may call me between 10:30-12. Take a 10 minute break from work."

She calls me, the discussion is about the craven sex acts she will partake in later that night.

Ex-wife:  Her: *random ass buzzfeed link* Me: Haha, that's funny. Me: It's so beautiful in $RANDOM_ASS_CITY. I think I'll move here. Her: I'd miss you! Me: I think you got more frequent flyer miles in the divorce than I did. Flying is fun. Her: Nobody will be home at my place tonight. (end, notice my lack of response)

Now I'll spend the rest of the day deciding between:

  1. Fuck plate prime
  2. Fuck plate ex-wife
  3. Catching up on reading a book about lifting / fitness
  4. Hanging out with a buddy from work and going to a cool bar he's invited me to
  5. Plate prime wants to switch gym memberships; she's ovulating, and this would be a great time to build up some sexual tension with a half-hour workout and then declare tonight's not the night for sex after all. (She's been a bit clingy lately.)