So tonight was the first time I went out clubbing with the knowledge Seddit has imparted to me. I am still drung, so please excuse any spelling/ gramatical errors.

So the night started out with my friends coming round to my place. Here we had pre-drinks, enough to make us tipsy. after a few hours of chilling, drinking and smoking cigars we were ready to go. First we headed to a pub whic a friend of ours works at, to see if we could grab some free drinks. Alas, no avail. after we paid a ridiculously exorbitant price for the one drink we each had there, we simply moved on to the next one. I found that a friend of mine from primary scool was working there, so i went after him instead of the myriad of attractive females there, trying to establish what i believe you call 'social proof'. i managed to strike up a short conversaton before he had to move on.

After my friends and I finished our pints, (Kilkenny is the gold standard of Ales if you are interested) we moved on to one of the only three clubs in our town of 100,000. here i was introduced to two of my friends' friends a HB8 'Alice' and a HB6 'Jane'. Alice was playing pool with a bunch of dudes, and i negged her on her skill at the game. after this she had two of the guys she was plying with before play against her and I.

I was on fire. despite being nearly blasted off my feet, I somehow sank ball after ball. halfway through the game, she just said 'I want you to buy me a drink'. I was a little taken aback by the directness. I know seddit would probably frown on this, but I did. On the way to the bar I started Kino. If there is anything I do well, it is this, I kino like a motherfucker. she wraps her arms around me and we walk to the bar like that.

at the bar, she tells me that she is a licenced bouncer, and does martial arts. the crazy alarm goes off. I think about whether to ditch her now or plow through with what I think will be heavy resistance. I'm not so hot with cold approaches, so I decide to stick with this chick. After I make this decision we decide to move to the next club.

on the way there I convince her into feeling bad about 'stealing' a drink off me, and she buys me one back once we arrive, so all even there. her heels make it seriously hard for her to walk up stairs, so she needs to lean on me to get up, more kino there. we start kissing at the top of the stairs. she's older than me (22 and im 19) and she says she needs me to seriously impress her to get anywhere. She points to a group of non-smokers and says she would be impressed if I could get them into the smoking area. So I do. My friend/wingman at this point also has a chat to her and put in a few good words.

She approaches me and says 'fuck it, i give in' and we start making out. in between kissing i strike up a conversation with her HB6 roommate 'Jane' (remember her?). after a while of this we decide to head back to the first club, since the one we were at wasn't exactly going off. I gave 'Alice' a piggyback ride back, and found out she wasn't wearing panties ;)

Back at the first club things started going tits up. She wanted to stay outside and have a cigarette and asked me to go inside and dance with HB6 until she arrived. Like I said, I naturally kino well, and soon me and HB6 were making out and grinding on the dance floor. She would be a little below my standards nomally, but I was drunk and she had an AMAZING rack, as well as several cool tattoos.

Half an hour later HB8 hadn't returned from outside. HB6 and I move out into the courtyard to Wait for her, when I spot an old friend of mine, another HB8, and go over to say hi. I flirt with her for a bit, a little kino, but shes not really into it, she's already got another guy there, and at 2am, I couldn't be fucked trying to amog. I turn my attention back to the HB6, and shes gone. I look around, cant find her, then try and go back to my old HB8 friend, and couldn't find her. My wingman had long since gone, so I just went home, thoroughly dejected at the loss of 3 prospects in 30 minutes, and tired as fuck.

Any advice on what I did right/wrong would be appreciated, keeping in mind this is my firs attempt at any kind of PUArtistry.

TL;DR: 3 girls, K-closed with 2 of them, lost all of them to what I believe to be shitty luck, not bad for a newbie. chalk me up 10 points.

edit: other things from last night that I was too plastered to write up at the time.

My friend and I were getting kebabs and we were crossing a road with two girls who we didn't know. My friend (who drinks too heavily) asked me to tell him when there were no cars. I decide to try a cold open and say loud enough for them to hear "I'm just going to follow these two across and hope they don't get me run over". They liked that and we had a conversation for a few minutes before they went off into a pub and we got our kebabs.

I got two shit-tests. One was about my age (3 years younger than her), and i said something about her being a cougar.

The other was about me being a player or suspiciously good with girls or something, and I cant remember how I got around that but the important part is that I did.

The 8 was actually doing push-pull on me, though I don't know if she was doing it intentionally or subconsciously or what. Shit drove me fucking nuts, and not in a good way. A big part of why I left without trying to find either of them again was how ridiculously complicated this was turning out to be.