Greetings Gentlemen,

I'm very new to the seddit community, I've made some really rapid progress, but still have a whole lot to learn. I'm really starting to see where my game is lacking, and need to pick things up. Enough BS, lets do this thing.

Friday night.

I roll out about 8:30 to my favorite local spot, I have to work Saturday morning, so I know I can't drink too much, or stay out too late. I still want to get out and practice, as I've been busy all week, and haven't had much opportunity to interact with the ladies.

I walk in, and it's two male bartenders working, both of which I'm on a first name basis with, the moment I walk in the door, both of them stop, call my name and extend hands. I smile, walk around to a the first open spot I see. I should have picked a better location, ideally next to the hottest girl at the bar, more on this later. At this point, all of the attention on the bar is on me as I sit down, shake hands with both bartenders, and they bring me my favorite beer. (no charge, heh) I am a social god.

To my left is an older lady, hefty, generally unattractive, sitting with her boyfriend. I greet them both with a smile, but they're mostly unresponsive. I turn to my right and I meet my wingman for the evening, whom I shall dub superchump.

I open superchump, he seems a decent guy, and he is dieing to know who the hell I am, as I'm sure everyone else in the bar is at this point. So we do the usual what do you do/where ya from BS. Superchump is incredibly stoked to be talking to me, repeatedly declaring how awesome of a guy I am, complimenting my looks, buying me beers, etc. (I was starting to think he was trying to pick me up,) thankfully, he suggests opening a two set sitting at a table nearby.

They aren't very attractive, but I need practice, so I say sure, lets do this. Superchump heads over and offers to buy them drinks, I walk up and introduce myself, sit down, and immediately start eye contact, but hang back conversationally, as superchump is trying real hard, and I want to observe. Superchump heads off to the bar to get drinks for everyone, and I start chatting both of the ladies up, I'm struggling a bit, but generally do ok. This goes on for a good bit, both of the girls are warming up to me, and start to get put off by superchump, he's repeatedly buying rounds for the whole table, and talking about what an amazing guy I am. (at this point I've been at the bar for probably and hour and a half and haven't spent a penny.) He eventually whips out business cards, and the girls take them coldly.

This is where things get hilarious. I'm not exactly sure how this went down, but apparently Superchump propositioned a girl at the bar, offering to pay her $200 to come home with him. One of the two women we were with overhears this and comes back to the table. I'd been talking solo with one, (kino, eye contact, go me.) She gets a little angsty with me, but I reassure her that I barely know the guy, and had met him at about the same time I met them. Superchump returns to the table, I've got a girl on each arm, and one of them (the one he's been trying to hit on.) whips out his card, writes her number on the back of it, and hands it to me.

They start to take off, Superchump accuses us of leaving together and ditching him. My response is brilliant, totally in the moment. "Now I know that both of these ladies would love to take me home, unfortunately, I have to work in the morning." They ate it up, I could almost see both of these women simultaneously fantasizing about taking me home. They cold shoulder Superchump, I get big hugs from both, and they depart.

I head back to the bar, and decide to try to open a few more women before I head out. (I really do have to work early the next day.) I open a the first woman I see, and totally botch it. Fail to be interesting at all. "Hi what's your name..what do you do...?" fucking lame. She blows me off and rejoins her group. Superchump reappears, he's sloppy drunk, and won't get away from me, totally ruining my mojo.

Suddenly, the hottest girl in the bar approaches. Stunning, tall, brunette with a fantastic ass. I make eye contact and smile, but I receive an angry glare in return. She looks at Superchump and says "You need to stay the fuck away from my sister," oh fuck me. This HB9 is the sister of the girl that this fuckwit propositioned for $200 bucks, and thinks I am his buddy.

They start to bicker, I lean back, and start to laugh, she's full on laying into him, he's slurring and drunk. I'm kindof hoping that she knocks his ass out, but eventually she takes off back to her group. I tell Superchump he needs to call himself a fucking cab. I hang at the bar for a few more, drinking water, I've gotta bounce soon. (Really do have work in the morning.) I decide to approach the Angry hotty, I can't have her associating me with that assclown.

I approach, sit down next to her and let her know that I didn't know the guy, I just met him at the bar, and that propositioning her sister is definitely not cool. Given the circumstances she was surprisingly receptive, (eye contact, smile, light kino) The rest of the table was in a foul mood, and I could sense the negative energy flowing. Superchump ruined their night, and I was still associated with him in their minds. Eject. In hindsight I probably should've stuck it out and tried for a #close.

I head back to the bar, I'm about to bounce, but out of no where this lady grabs me, says "Look at this hotty." and starts dancing with me, I'm not interested at all, but roll with it, because, hey, why not? I twirl her around a bit, but beg off pretty quickly, I've got to get going. As I'm heading for the door, I notice one of the waitresses sitting at the bar, really cute girl. (this is actually birthday girl from last weekend.) I figure I'll go for one more approach before I leave.

I sit down, start to eye contact, light kino. She asks me how I knew all those people that I'd been sitting with, and talking to. (She's been watching me $$$) I told her the truth, I didn't, I just like meeting new people and having fun, and also: I'm clearly the coolest person in the bar. She laughs and says that SHE is the coolest person the the bar, but I'm close. I turn it into a little kino game. (place my hand above hers, no, I'm the coolest, but you're right like..right here. This goes back and forth for a minute.)

At this point I've really got to go, so I leave, but tell her that I'm planning on heading downtown on Saturday night with (male bartender,) and that she should meet us out. I probably should've #closed her, but I can think I can afford to take this one slow.

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