What's your best story?

frogma · 2011-03-23T06:47:33+00:00

I'll tell a short one and then I'm passin out.

(In college)

This girl had heard about me getting with a bunch of girls. One day I was shooting hoops with some friends in the quad. She comes up to me (keep in mind, I'd never talked to her before) and basically says:

"My cousin's coming to visit in a few hours. She just went through a bad breakup, and I was wondering if you could hook up with her."

Naturally, I was like "What the fuck are you talking about?! I don't even know what she looks like or anything- I'm not a manwhore!"

She says "Please? You can meet her and decide, but it'd make her so happy."

So then my friends and I- and this girl- head up to my friend's room to chill. I was talking to the girl for a bit (can't remember shit about the conversation) and we started making out. So I took her down to my room (same dorm) and fucked the shit out of her.

About an hour later we finished up and went out for a smoke, while her cousin comes walking up and the girl introduces us. The cousin was ugly/nerdy so I didn't fuck her. Good times.

puaCurveBall · 2011-03-24T05:54:59+00:00

Best textbook pull was a threesome with two sober 8+ phd students from out of town, from a downtown bar to my place. Lot of shit test and at one point they had my wang out in the middle of the bar(they both blocked views).

The best part is the entire thing happened in front of my company(holiday party), where I am a salaried professional and the CEO, CTO, etc of this multi-million dollar company watched me pull with their jaws on the floor.

That night I became a company legend.

alexryane · 2011-03-23T12:51:09+00:00

I'd been friends with a girl for about 5 years. Totally 'friend zone', nothing had ever happened, though one or both of us were in other relationships for some of that time. Judging by the kind of guys she would go out with, I was not her type. It was a classic, textbook friend zone.

That changed very quickly, when I got into a serious fight with my girlfriend and started talking to this friend for comfort. One and a half weeks later we were in her room and she kissed me, we fucked, I then realised that the friend zone is bullshit, people go through phases.

Since then I've friend zoned girls myself, but I know that if it really came down to it I would probably sleep with them if the situation was right. There are very few girls I know who I would absolutely never ever sleep with because I am so not attracted to them that I just could not get it up.

alexryane · 2011-03-23T12:49:48+00:00

I'd been friends with a girl for about 5 years. Totally 'friend zone', nothing had ever happened, though one or both of us were in other relationships for some of that time. Judging by the kind of guys she would go out with, I was not her type. It was a classic, textbook friend zone.

That changed very quickly, when I got into a serious fight with my girlfriend and started talking to this friend for comfort. One and a half weeks later we were in her room and she kissed me, we fucked, I then realised that the friend zone is bullshit, people go through phases.

Title	What's your best story?
Author	THE_LD
Upvotes	4
Comments	7
Date	March 23, 2011 5:49 AM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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