Here is my first FR, I had 2 closes which I was going to continue last night.

I have to deliver some projects soon for the uni, and well, I've been working almost non-stop.
The botellon was at 9 but I was working, called my friends and said that I was going to be at least 2 hours late.
3 hours later as I'm walking to the metro station I get a message, nobody is going to the botellon anymore, they are going to a party in the flat just upstairs my friend's flat.
As I didn't planned anything formal with the last closes, and with the low energy mood I had, I decide skipping the botellon is a good idea.
I was really considering staying home and just relax watching a movie and lurking the tubes, but I kind of kicked myself out of that state. The time left as an exchange student is running out every day.
I bought some beer and went to the flat; I decide not to even try, the energy level of the party is quite low and I'm somewhat late, so I just introduce myself, open a beer and strike the most casual conversation filled with the longest silences.
Suddenly my mood starts turning and I start striking more conversation and a lot more of kino, there's a group of Spaniard girls that at this moment are all over me, asking and laughing. I isolate the cutest one [HB8] and start creating this "we're the cool ones here" kind of game and she is responding great, so great that a couple of Italian friends are teasing me from across the room that I'm getting some tonight.
As the party starts growing better, the friends of HB8 decide to call their Mexican friends as some sort of DHV, telling me they know my culture really well and just trying to show off, I just laugh it out.
They soon appear, a couple of them strike me as great and cool guys while the other two are just the most aggressive chumps of the party, drunk on top of it.
I don't like to strike conversation with just with one girl so at this point of the night I have talked with the ones that interested me, so the chumps start trying to play the Spanish girls, while I'm talking to an American [HB9] that is responding quite well, laughing and kinoing me back. At some point I ask the serious and essential question of who is better, Pirates or Ninjas, this is the cause of a heated debate, and because I'm drinking cheap whiskey by now, I obviously go with pirates, she decides ninjas are better, haha, silly girl. I tease her about it.

Soon enough, I need to go to the bathroom. I'm there and the door is being fumbled by someone who clearly wants to come in, I say the bathroom is taken without any response and suddenly I hear a guys voice asking what is going on.
As I come out I find HB9 with the aggressive chump talking to her, that fucker cockblocked me big time and was hitting on this girl like the chump he is, using only DHV, with HB9 looking at me with this "help me" glance.
I start striking conversation with the chump in order to distract him enough from HB9, I start pouring my cheap whiskey and he tries to lower my value telling me he is drinking far superior shit (which I feel already him being aggressive towards me as competition) and just calling me out on it, I just turn to HB9 and handle it like the boss I am, "of course! we pirates only drink cheap whiskey! HAAARRR" to which HB9 laughs and the chump is just flaring against me, bumping me and trying to send me somewhere else, by now I just owned this fucker and he knew it, and he was being quite annoying.
Soon HB9 slips to the bathroom and I had it with that guy so I just go talk to someone else, ignoring his shit.
The guy decides to stalk HB9 in the bathroom, and well, soon enough she comes out to him waiting. By now I was not paying attention and when I turned to see if she was coming back soon she was stuck with Mr. AFC.

Spanish HB8 makes a reappearance, shit testing me asking me to get her a cigarette from someone, to which I just laugh and dismiss. I was already annoyed that she invited these chumps and with that shit test she blew any chance she had with me, to which I just ignore her the rest of the night.

HB9 blows Mr. AFC away quite hard, she is clearly very annoyed, and guess who comes back with. The okay face the chump made was just priceless, that made my night (guy was big, I mean, steroid big).
I don't want to make this longer, night goes on and I # and fb-close this girl like the champion I am. She promises to lend me a book we talked about and I'm lending her The Hitchhicker's Guide.
I proceed to go hit some bars with my French friends, opening sets without really caring and not closing intentionally.

Sadly, I have to work and study this week as finals are coming. Again, any tips, comments or general advice are greatly appreciated! :D

TL;DR: Pandas are actually secret agents from Zurquon-Pandorium and are making some research on Asian Bamboo as a possible fuel source for their fabulous black and white motherships.