like fucking clockwork, if you slightly pseudo-push a girl, verbally, for example: 5 seconds ago a girl tried to send me a link on facebook and it wouldnt work (it actually worked later but u can lie and say it didnt work if u want to steal this situation) [copied conversation at end after lots of rambling]

I found out the link does actually work. (4 u nerds, i got a 404 error bc facebook redirects somewhere before going to the link. I copied the link and pasted into th address bar and it worked) The next step (after push) is pull. I do this with the canned "Awww i cant stay mad at you, come here."

Basically what I wanted to tell you guys is that EVERY TIME I DO THIS VERBAL PUSH-PULL (with the "aww i can't stay mad at you" line, I open up a fucking rainbow happiness bridge to her heart. 90% of the time a hug goes here, too. But every time it's online, you'll know it worked because she will send a smiley face.

I guess that's really what I wanted to show you guys. This canned line guides (no, FORCES!) the conversation such that she will always reply the same way. This is like the very epitome of seduction, and I've found it immensely interesting that I can give the female human mind one input and always get the same output. I should post this in /r/science for christ's sake.

Roissy's blog says that you should never send more than 2/3 texts back. I've sent 5 and recieved 13 here. here, she sent a smiley even a little after the fact. she doesnt use faces often btw. if you even cut off the 4 at the beginning that i'm just responding to, that's 5:9. it would need to be above 6:9 to be an unacceptable ratio by his standards.

Her: nooo

Her: i will never

Her: everrr

Her: http://www.smashinglists.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Natalie-Portman-Bald.jpg

Me: you suck so hard at sending links

Her: why!

Me: fucking try to click on that shit

Her: i did.

Her: maybe your computer just sucks hard at receiving links

Me: nvm I cant stay mad at you

Me: its actually facebooks fault i tried again

Her: ha!

Her: i win!

Her: : )

Me: heyy thats cute u seem so proud

Her: well

Her: it wasnt my fault!

Her: : )