Okay reddit, I have a question of the greatest importance for you. I have had a huge crush on my boss at work, who is about the same age as me, but she has always seemed disinterested. She is one of the cutest girls I've ever seen, but overly shy. We've been working together for over a year, and I've never really bitten the bullet and told her how I felt.

Well, a couple of nights ago we all got drinks after work and most of us ended up getting absolutely hammered. Before I knew it she was dragging me outside and we were hooking up the parking lot of the bar. She kept telling me how she thought I was "so fucking hot" and how she always thought that I wasn't interested in her (damn doesn't this sound like post-high school all over?). Oh and did I mention that this was my first hook up post ex-girlfriend sex??

Unfortunately we have to keep everything a big fat secret because we could both get fired from work due to the strict no employee-manager relationship rule. All we can do is text each other and give each other looks at work. But she really wants to bang me again, and I'm not one to disagree, but there is a small problem... I don't really have anywhere to take her. You see we both have living arrangements that really prevent us from nailing people in our homes. So now we both really want to get laid but we have absolutely nowhere to go!! FUARK!! It's fall now so the outside is hideously cold and rainy. Plus I'm so unbelievably broke that a hotel isn't an option either. PLEASE REDDIT, WHAT CAN I DO?!?!!?!

tl;dr: my living arrangements suck and I'm trying to get laid.