I think it's important to realize none of these need to be taken literally. The idea/feel/thought/gist of it is what counts, and being able to implement that is the joke! You don't really say this word for word, you weave it into the convo so it's seamless and smooth and related to what you were saying, it's not a routine. These are templates/examples,

Please share the topics you like to bring up while on a date and show an example of it

Of course, make up your own questions based on what you like from a girl. But just make sure they are not too easy and that they are interestingly creative questions. Try to restate all your questions as statements rather than questions.

Topics for attraction:

-I usually bring up things like childhood memories involving girls liking me etc, everyone loves that. It's cute and shows her that you remember people in your past and care..etc.

Topics for comfort:

  • tell her to hold still. With your finger, brush off an imaginary piece of food from her lower lip.
  • "I had to give a speech last week and felt so nervous!"(Show some vulnerability)

Women love the feeling of being understood to, so it's really good to demonstrate that.

Qualifying:

  • Cool people are a dying breed. What do you do for fun?’
  • ‘I get the feeling that your job doesn’t completely fulfill you creatively. Do you have a passion outside of work?’
  • ‘My ex used to say that there are two types of people in this world – boring and crazy. What’s the most adventurous thing you’ve done lately?’ (NB this is sometimes followed by – ‘where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?’)
  • ‘So what do you want to be when you grow up?’
  • ‘What would you say are your 3 best qualities?’
  • Wow, I just noticed that I find you so sexy because you have such a caring and gentle personality. (Say this after she says something about her interest)
  • "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?"
  • "What's something weird about you?"
  • "If you could spend your life doing one thing, what would it be?"

She will probably say something lame. You follow up by telling her about your passion in life. You give her an example to try to live up to and demonstrate how well spoken and thoughtful, passionate about your own life you are.

  • "I like a woman who can cook well. What is your best dish?"

Whether she comes up with something or not you tell her your favorite is 'whatever'. Mine happens to be lasagna. So I tell girls how much I like all the gooey cheese and noodles, etc.. If she doesn't enjoy and like to talk about food I usually walk away. I love eating.

  • "If we were a couple and I wanted to hang out with my friends to 2 am. How would you feel about that?"

Here you are point blank telling her the treatment you expect and holding a hoop for her to jump through. If you end up having a LTR with her, she will remember that she agreed not to complain when you stay out late.