I went to a house party last night and hopped around between different groups. So, all these events described below were occurring basically at the same time.
1st set I opened in the night was a girl, HB6, with 3 other guys. I took my unopened heineken and a lighter, and went to the house bar area, and said "watch this" as I attempted to open my bottle with my lighter. (Style's method- impress the group and ignore the target).
The girl looks like she's seen it before, and remarks that she usually uses her teeth. As I struggle with the lighter, I remark that she could damage her teeth that way. I then told a story to the group about how I used my teeth before, and how it broke the glass on the top of the beer bottle, but I drank it anyway. One of the guys remarked, "I guess that's what happens after you're a little drunk". I replied, with a smile, a laugh, and a shrug, "It was my first drink".
I ended up opening the bottle with my teeth. Then I decided to neg the girl, and said, "I guess it's easier for you to open bottles with your teeth since you have big teeth." She got pretty pissed and said "That's not how you're supposed to talk to girls!!". Whoops. I left that set right then and there.
Later on I told her that she actually has nice teeth while we were passing by. Didn't see her reaction, didn't speak to her after that. I never got her name.
There were these 3 girls, HB6, HB7, and HB8. I made fun of the HB8 for wearing a Nyan Cat necklace. She talked about how she was in the marching band that played the Nyan Cat song during halftime. HB8 talked about how she likes marijuana, I talked about how every time I smoked, I got a panic attack and thought I was gonna die.
Later on I saw HB8 play, and lose, a beer pong game. I asked her if she wanted to play with me. She said yes, and warned me that she was really bad. I told her i was also really bad. We found some opponents, and started playing. We lost, and I made about 75% of the shots. During the game, whenever I had to pick up the ball, I would kino her on the shoulder, on the hips, etc. while bending over. I was talking to our opponents about how I'm from another state and that the rules were really different here. I was telling HB8 that we got this and that we can win, until we lost. We parted ways.
I found HB7 and HB6, the 2 girls that were with HB8 before, sitting on a couch watching TV. I sat down next to them, HB6 to my right, HB7 to my left. I was focusing on HB6, and was making fun of her for deciding to watch the end of the Baylor football game instead of enjoying the party. "Wow, you must really be enjoying yourself." The game ended, and we wanted to change the channel, and I told HB6 to get the remote from the coffee table. She had trouble changing the channel, and I made constant fun of her while she claimed that the button didn't work.
The channel was changed, then I decided to do a cold read. I asked her for her hand. She asked "left or right?". I said left, since it was closer to me, as she was towards my right (HB7 was to my left). I told her that her purple fingernails meant that she was deep and mysterious. The fact that her fingernails were kinda worn out meant that "you are.... umm... umm..."; I had nothing. She interjected joking and said "lazy?". I said, "No, no, no. It means that you're, um... hot." imaginary facepalm. I moved on to her tendons that were visible and said that "these nerves mean that you're inwardly a very strong person." "Nerves?" "I mean tendons."
That's when HB7 to my left intervened and said, with a smile, "wow, you said that her fingernails showed that she was hot. Is that like a pick-up line?". I interpreted this as one of the types of pre-packaged shit tests that this subreddit, and many other resources, talk about. I knew that the proper response was to make fun of the question and say something along the lines of "Oh yeah, I've met a billion people with tendons tonight" or something like that. What came out was "I... I... I didn't know what else to say". Then we started having a conversation about how she didn't believe in any of this psychic stuff. I asked her if she believed in God, she said no. I asked her if she believed in a higher power, she said no. She asked if i was religious, and I said no (I really wasn't, I just didn't know where else to go from there). We started talking about reddit, and the sub-reddit r/atheism, and r/politics, and how I argue with my republican friends.
During this entire conversation, I was kino-ing both HB6 and HB7 on the shoulders, on the hips, and across their shoulders to their opposite hand. I even rubbed my fingers along HB6's hand during my conversation on religion with HB7.
HB7 and HB6 start talking to each other from across my left and right side about if someone they knew was outside, then proceeded to turn around and look out the window behind us. After that, I kino-ed their shoulders and told them to sit back and relax. HB6 did, HB7 stayed upright. Then HB7 told HB6 that they should leave to find the person they were looking for. I didn't talk to them for the rest of the night.
There was this other HB7 that sat with 1 or 2 other guys most of the night. I would routinely make eye contact and smile throughout the night while passing by. I had a brief conversation about how she's a Harry Potter fan. I made fun of her for that. I then say, "Let me guess, you think the books are a million times better than the movies". She said she actually saw the movies before reading the books. I made fun of her for that, saying she can't even call herself a Harry Potter fan. I moved on to a different part of the house after that.
Eventually, I had a conversation with one of her guy friends that she was sitting with about his lit hat, and how he could control it with his mind. It eventually became a deep conversation, and I mentioned that scientists have already created devices that allow people to control things with their mind, and that they've used PET scans to accurately create images of what someone is dreaming. I then remarked about engineering, and how engineers like me are expected to be at the frontier of technological development and how we have an enormous burden put upon us.
Then I instantly made fun of the HB7, who was kinda left out of this conversation, and said that she could have had a part in it if we talked about Harry Potter. After that, I moved on to another part of the house.
tl,dr: I failed while negging, I failed to build attraction during beer pong, and I failed to keep these girls' attention after building attraction
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