How do I get over a oneitis

notyourfathersfather · 2018-09-11T02:00:14+00:00

She’s not different, or special, or wonderful. Life goes on. Women don’t define your success you do. It’s her loss, since you’re a great fucking catch. You are a great catch right? Hit the gym, and live the kind of life where you don’t have time to think about some girl in between your Asian cocaine fueled orgies. Fuck your feelings, this is a results based world. Now go out and fucking crush it.

rassiamelo · 2018-09-11T02:11:52+00:00

Calling it "a oneitis" is a good first step 😜 lmao but seriously, there's nothing wrong with a bit of wallowing. If you feel like moping about it, go ahead. Maybe it's just me, but it's sometimes fun to be moody. Don't worry, you won't be 95 staring out the window waiting for her. Promise.

red_philosopher · 2018-09-11T02:27:54+00:00

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box. . .

Step 2: Put your dick in that box. . .

Step 3: Have her open the box. . .

It's a dick-in-a-box!

In all seriousness, delete abso-fucking-lutely every goddamn thing, do a set of bodyweight exercises when you "think" about her, go out and get drunk with some thots, and remember:

*You're the prize *AWALT *Unicorns don't exist *It was just your turn *Abundance prevents unnecessary attachment *Go read the sidebar again *Go read the sidebar again

Oh, and don't forget, be happy that you didn't get called a rapist or abuser, you still have all of your money, and she's not pregnant.

wawakaka · 2018-09-11T04:33:56+00:00

you always have to remember that your feelings are yours and yours alone. no one feels the way you do especially not the girl.

you can relate to each other but she can never get into your head and swim in the chemical cocktail you are swimming in.

so remind yourself that what your are feeling is not real no matter how much you like.

BeeBopJoe · 2018-09-11T05:40:32+00:00

Delete her from all social media, delete all her pics from your phone, block and delete her number and keep yourself busy. With time the oneitis will vanish.

volvostupidshit · 2018-09-11T10:01:06+00:00

Good thing that your oneitis crushed you. Now you can finally swallow the pill with ease.

Title	How do I get over a oneitis
Author	jekporkins77
Upvotes	2
Comments	6
Date	September 11, 2018 1:22 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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