So I met these two cool chicks through my friend Josh. I met Josh as a mutual friend of my EX. (a little back story) Any how these two chicks are pretty hot id say they are both 8's. I decided last night to change it up and start dressing kinda flashy IE nice pants tucked in button down and a "skinny" tie a little loose. I guess its my new game I looked pretty damn good. MY old look was just a V neck t-shirt. Confident as hell, I usually have problems with this.

So I started working my game, chick one has huge fake tits they are like g's or something. I'm not into her at all I am into chick two. Shes exactly what I like in a chick, blond hair past her shoulder fit body etc. Ive been working on chick two for about two weeks now. I started last Thursday at the same club. Last night me and chick1 are talking and im flirting and doing my thing and she's like " so josh tells me you want to get it in with chick2 ?" I replied honestly and said yeah that's something on my to-do list. She laughed and said I should and that I would enjoy it. Later on in the evening chick one says shes going to try and get some drinks using her nice fake tits and that I should tag along and she will get me some for free as well. I tagged along and decided I would work her con with her.

We did this for about an hour I had a couple drinks on idiot dudes tabs. During all this I made little pit stops to talk to chick2 and get my foot in the door even further. I did notice that chick2 was on the dance floor with one of her friends and no one was on her "grinding" you know that typical dance in clubs everyone does. (I feel as if im above grinding my dick on chicks asses in a dance club, I can pick up chicks with out that sweet action) So I decided to move in and humor her and maybe grind it up a little, as I stated not my favorite tactic. I was walking up to her made eye contact, I could see she knew what I was doing. And right at that moment my only competition (pretty good looking dude id seen him around her in passing) jumped on her ass basically and completely stonewalled me, I was so shocked at his cock blocking skill I turned and walked off immediately, to regroup after loosing a major battle (in my mind).

As I walked back up I noticed my 3 friends had just gotten to the bar, all three are in the National Guard with me. We started talking they were all amazed at my new look. So I figured I would flaunt a little and show them how I was working these girls. I bought some shots for me them and Girl1. A few moments passed and Girl1 was talking it up with some dudes for another drink, and my buddies decided it was time to get more shots so we migrated to the other bar downstairs. In passing I saw Girl2 and invited her to come along for some shots, (she was being a sourpuss because she wasnt drinking to much) she reluctantly came along with one of her other friends.

Blah blah we got the shots she didn't want it so her friend took it. Her friend was kind of talking me up since I guess the shots impressed her somehow. Right about this time Cock-block dude was walking up and I was hitting up Girl2 for her damn cell phone number finally. As she was giving it to me cock-blocker grabs her arm and tries to talk her up, me being drunk and pissed I had lost the first battle against him slapped his arm out of the way and said " FUCK OFF BRO IM GETTING HER NUMBER" and continued typing it in my phone like nothing had happened.

So Chick2 walked off and did whatever I was not paying attention, but chick1 comes walking up And she said she knew of an after-party and that we should go. I said OK and my army buddies were ok to go as well. So Girl1 told me to go ask Girl2 if she wanted to go. Girl2 said no because she had school, I said OK that's fine I will text you tomorrow. Anyways Girl1 looks at Girl2 and said OK then I'm leaving with him then see you later.

So we all walk down to this loft and its just all dudes and like 4 girls. (Immediately these guys do not like us because they used to be neighbors of another friend of mine and apparently I was so drunk one night I punched some dudes lights out.) My friends were all ready to fight and I was like NO fuck these dudes lets just hang out there's some other ok people here anyways so fuck them. They said ok. We drink and some fun, but the whole time dudes are just swarming my chick and her huge fake tits. One of my friends asked if that pissed me off, and it did a little, but I said no who fucking cares its not like some ones going to snatch her from me shes hanging off my arm practically. Eventually she said that she was going to go talk to some dude and that she would be back. I said ok see ya in a bit.

Eventually I was like damn I think i have just been duped. So I told my buddies im going to find her and leave before I loose my opp to sleep with her. So I start hunting her down and asking around for the "chick with huge fucking monster tits". Dudes pointed me in a general direction. I go into the hallways were there is assorted dudes and shit talking and smoking cigs. I see this one Saudi Guy named Mohammad that I had also met in passing. (Hes a guy similar to my stature muscular does not take shit kind of dude.) Out of all the dick heads I decide to ask, I ask this fucking fuck. Hes like yeah dude Shes in here (points at the door of a different loft). He starts going on about how she was on his dick blah blah blah. I was kinda floored and surprised that he was really playing that card. I asked him if was fucking kidding me, and I got pissed off. Disrespectful fucking Muslim asshole. So Im getting keyed up and im kinda surveying my situation on witch dude im going to hit first mr.bin laden or his buddie who telling me to "calm down man".

At this tie one of my friends comes out ( the one that is 5'9 and like 275 we have fought to submission holds im confident in his abilities), I signaled him and let him know that this shit was about to blow up big time. Eventually my other two friends come out and join the shit fest. So eventually Muslim-Mohammad takes his shirt off like some BAMF, while my friends are trying to de escalate cause now there is a actually a crowd in this little ass hallway. My big friend tells me just to step outside and cool off they will handle it. So as I walk off I kick this beer bottle like some kind of asshole and it fly's into the wall bounces up into the ceiling and shoots right into this group of super aggressive about to fight dudes and breaks everywhere. I was like OH shit here we go. But that didn't happen every one was like damn that dudes pissed as hell and kind of a bad ass for THROWING beer bottle like a boss. Mind you I kicked it like angry child. So I ran with it and was like hell ya and if you dont get this mother fucker outa my face im going to kick his ass. His buddies were like come on man lets go back inside fuck that dude lets go back and party. About this time Chick1 comes walking up and shes like hey wtf is going on. I told her we should go to my place and ill explain in the car. SO my friends went back to the party and took super tits home and fucked her.

The following morning I woke up made some coffee cooked her breakfast and took her home.

So the basis of my story is: Suit up dress nice as shit. Be super fucking confident like James Bond.( Thats my reference point for confidence since I have issues with it) And fuck hot chicks with super huge fate tits.