I was pretty proud of myself for this one.

Me: *Familiarity opener.

Her: *Laughing, trying to guess where we know each other from (we don't). About 5 mins of this nonsense....

Me: "Hey let me have a sip of your drink." *take sip, "Hmmm, tastes like lipstick."

Her: "How would you know, you wear it?"

Me: "No, but I'd like to remove it." *moves in for kiss.

Notice how it doesn't even make sense. Guys me 5 months ago would have said something like, "uhhh, no, why does it look like I do?". All thanks to you guys...