le big fucking sigh... Tonight I went out to a pub with two friends. Had a nice watered down drink, danced a bit and got my exit cue as Gangnam Style started playing. I hand the girl (very cute if I can say so myself) my coat number as I shamelessly dance to Gangnam Style but idgaf, its fun.

NOW She says oh I really like your white hair (context: I am 24 and have lots of white hair), I would really like a white streak. I tried dyeing mine but it comes out blond. At which point I say I know if you try and dye it it won't come out white. then I COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN. IDK why but i couldn't think of anything to say my brain decided it was the right time to FART and man did it fart big time... I awkwardly waited for my friends to get their coats ... and she waited for me to say something. The girl friend I was with was giggling waiting for me to say something. And that's how my conversation ended.

How the fuck did this happen and how do I prevent this from happening again? Even though it might seem far fetched I have no problem speaking, breathing or walking... talking to the opposite sex doesn't make me faint, I have been known to flirt and make fun of them... honestly... IDK wtf happened tonight and why I choked. I know what cocky and funny is, I know the basics to this, I've been lurking around enough to not fuck up in this way WTH... Where are the basics to flirting?

Mmm yea, the worst part is that she initiated and I crashed and burned... I was aware of what was happening during the whole thing but like a deer in the head lights I went splat. Friends had a really good laugh, I'll never hear the end of it.