I'm usually not the one asking for advice here, but this has been bothering me EXTREMELY. I'll be a few minutes into a conversation, and some douche will come in and start AMOGing me to get to know the girls I'm talking too. I don't know how to DHV him, then the girls get creeped by him and leave both of us. Usually saying we'll talk to you later PinkHero, (This is after about 10 minutes of him showing up, and the girls never catch back up) He then blames me, then leaves. How do I display a higher value, and beat the AMOG.

Main problems 1.)him constantly saying shut up, even when I ignore him and talk the interested girls he does nothing but mock me. Should I include him in the conversation, and push him out later, or take control and make him leave. How would I do that.

2.)Him pointing out something wrong with me, I usually respond with "because fuck you, thats why" if he addresses it as a question, or "why aren't you (doing what he points out)

3.) Him blaming me for something, (usually makes up something like "Oh my god, did you just fart") I usually respond with "Hell no, you may have not showered for a week".

TL;DR How do you deal with AMOGs, and DHV?