Went to a club for the first time ever (by myself).
Wow, it's loud.
Wander around.
Stand on edge of dance floor, try and get a feel for rhythm.
Guy sees me standing around not knowing what to do.
some guy: "rumple muffle introduce blerghhg her," points at girl.
Ok, cool.
She walks over.
me: "Hi, I'm throwaway20130512," shake her hand.
girl: "frmfmf frrrrrrrr air?"
me: "I can't hear you"
girl: "Frmfmf Frrrrrrrr Air?"
me: "I Can't Hear You"
each time, she looks more and more concerned
girl: "FRMfmf FRRRRrrrr AIr?"
me: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU"
she's starting to look scared
girl: "FRMFMF FRRRRRRRR AIR?"
me: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU"
she looks like she's about to call security on me.
fuck it.
I leave.
Worst $5 and 5 minutes of my life.
Didn't even get a drink.