Ok so here is the story. It's one in the morning and one of my friends who is a girl (lets call her Scarlett) texts me because she was bored. We chit chat for awhile and it leads to this

Me: I'm trying to decide how I want to sneak into your house tonight. Don't be surprised if you hear breathing lol jk that sounds really creepy....I'll just stay quiet.

Scarlett: Ummmmmm I am so not falling asleep tonight.....lol CREEPER!

Me: lol I'm totally joking I'll never do that. Unless you want me to. Could be a fantasy of yours. Who knows?

Scarlett: Oh god. Lol

Me: Hey I'm not judging. I'll be happy to play along. What ever you want master ;) see now I'm your slave.

Scarlett: Oh dear god.

Me: I must be doing a good job if you keep saying that haha.

Scarlett: No comment. I am not even going to dignity that with a response.

Me: Now I leave you speechless. Thank you. My work here is done.

Scarlett: :p well done.

So that is the magnificent story that I had to tell Reddit tonight. Hopefully it earned me some brownie points. Thanks for reading guys hope ya'll have a good night.