Hello there Seddit. Gather round and hear the tale of how I managed to convince my friend of 5 years to come home and sleep with me. Now, some of you may have heard the drunkenly written beta experience that I witnessed last night. That defeat is long gone, tonight I feast on the spoils of war.

So around 10 PM tonight I was sitting at my computer contemplating on how I should spend my last night in town. I decided against playing League of Legends the rest of the night and texted a friend of mine instead. I let her know that I was in town and to see if she wanted to grab a few drinks at a nearby bar. She agreed and I told her to meet me there at 11.

I get there early and sit down at the bar. I made small talk with the bartender and killed time till my friend arrived. She eventually showed up and we sat down and started talking, mostly about how our summers have gone thus far and current plans with our majors. I did note mentally that I did phrase some questions interview-like so this is something I definitely needed to eliminate.

What we talked about isn't really worth noting and I unfortunately let things quiet down and get the conversation boring. I noticed when I did this because she checked her phone times when things quieted down. I made it a mental game with myself to stop her from checking her phone by starting up with a new subject or continue on with the conversation, anything to bring back focus to the present.

I implemented a lot of push/pull and bringing focus onto other girls at the bar. I ordered a round of cheese fries (because I skipped dinner) and made that my meal. I told her she could have some if she wanted in which she politely decline, " No, I definitely don't need to eat those."

I reassured her, " [name], you look fantastic. You can afford to eat a couple of fries."

She accepted this notion and started to eat some fries. Later I teased her on how many fries she ate.

During the time we talked, I kept mentioning this HB-8 waittress that was working on the floor tonight. When she finally sat down, I opened up and introduced myself and talked to her for a bit in front of my friend. I noticed my friend starting to get a little bit jealous of the attention the other girl was getting. I knew I was heading in the right direction.

Side note: During our whole conversation, I would always maintain eye contact until she broke it. I sat up straight and would playfully push her or try to do some sort of kino.

Finally, I had run out of things to talk about off top of my head so I looked to her and said, "Hey, why dont we go talk outside. I'm getting tired of watching golf on the main screen." So I led her outside and we parked ourselves near my car (giggity). Suddenly, the topic of my uni-sex car (Dodge Caliber in case you are wondering) came up. She tried to rip me a new one on how I didn't drive a non-manly car.

Not going to fly with Selfdestructv2.

"I don't have to drive a huge truck to prove my manliness. I am quite comfortable with the car I drive." Suddenly, to her, I drove the coolest car in town and she wanted to see all the cool shit that was in my car.

After giving her the grand tour of my car, she mentioned that it was getting late and that she needed to go home and get ready for work the next morning. I reached out and touched her arm and slid it down to her hand. "I think you can spend a little bit more time with me. Hear, lets go for a drive."

She got in my car and you can visibly tell the excitement that was on her face. We set off down the road, I headed towards my apartment.

"Where are we going?"

"It's a surprise. You will find out soon."

I navigate through the city and she finally blurts out. "Pull over here. Behind that building." Damn, I thought. This shit was easier than I thought. We pulled over in RENDE-fucking-vouz to my apartment and she attacked me. We made-out and did other things until it naturally slowed down. I situated myself and put my car back in drive and set back out to my apartment.

Here, I came across some serious LMR and a ton of shit-tests. There was so many shit-tests that it could have fueled America's energy crisis for a year from all the methane it let off. However, I was in the zone and on top of my new found game. I defused every situation with ease and we eventually made it back to my apartment. We got up to my apartment and did the deed. F-Closed.

Now you guys are thinking. " Wait a minute, Selfdestructv2, if this all happened tonight, why the hell are you writing a field report now?"

Well the condom broke off and honestly the sex wasn't that great. So once the condom broke, she sobered up from her adventure high and demanded me to take her back to her car. I did just that and now I am here talking to you guys!

TL;DR I used a combonation of push/pull, leading, kino escalation, body language to break the friend barrier and get her in bed with me.