So on Saturday I head to an Irish pub with an old friend I haven't had the chance to see for quite some time. I didn't go with any intention of practicing seduction just purely catching up with said friend.

Set 1- just after we finished eating HB-blond walks by. I notice her and give her a great big smile and make solid eye contact. She smiled back and maintained eye contact as she walked by. After she checked her coat she walks back, eye contact and smiles again and she approaches me. HB: hi I'm -- I just wanted to say you have a great smile and to make sure and keep it up Me: well -- it is a pleasure to meet you. thank you for noticing my smile. Yours is cute too! We high 10 and when we do I don't let go but interlock fingers with hers. After a moment or two of no speaking just smiles/eye contact HB: well I've got to get back to my friends b-day party Me: ok awesome, I'll find you later

At this point I wasn't quite finished conversing with said friend so I just went back to talking with him. The approach from this girl was like a light switch, put me in a perfect state instantly. Game on!

Set 2: go outside to cool off and for a cigarette. See a two set of HB-friend applying lipstick on HB-lipstick So with a big devious smile I pretend like I'm going to move HB-friends's hand to mess up the lipstick, she turn around and gives me a dirty look while lipstick looks at me and giggles. After they are done, i asked lipstick for a kiss on the cheek and she gives me one. Ask the friend for one and I just get another dirty look lol. I then go back inside cuz it's cold.

Set 3: 3 cute girls on the D floor. HB-frenchie looks me in the eye and smiles so I start to dance with her. She moved her hips very well so I whispered in her ear "the way you move your hips is intoxicating" she just gave me a sly grin and started grinding them on me even more. After a few songs I went to the john and back outside. Shot the shit with some cool dudes and headed back in for another drink. Ran into frenchie at the bar and she bought my drink and then the three of them went to the ladies room. Back outside I go.

Set 4: so I run into the guys I mentioned earlier who happened to be rugby players. While chatting with them HB-shorty in a group of 4 girls shouts at me

HB:hey somebody kissed you! Me: haha what makes you say that?? HB: the lipstick on your cheek! Me: oh that! Thanks for reminding me, I was just forgetting how off balance I was. I need one on the other side to even things out! HB: not from me! Me: ok well then I'll just give you a kiss on the cheek so you know how it feels to have one side left out! And I kiss her cheek HB: you're right! Pulls out her lipstick, applies it, and gives a kiss on the other cheek Me: much better now!

I go back to chatting with the Rugby players because I was legitimately interested in how to join up to play this summer.

Set 5: again while chatting with the Rugby players I'm interrupted by a two set. HB: grabs my hand and says that's a big watch! It's awesome! Me: take her hand in mine and say you like big things don't you?! HB: She just smiled and didn't say anything. Me: laugh and say, got ya on that one! Blah blah blah. I go back inside cuz it's cold. Grab a drink, dance for a bit and head back out. It's too loud to talk inside, too hot, and too crowded.

Run into HB-frenchie again and find out she's French from Montreal. I find French to be an incredibly sexy language. So we chat a little in French (as best as I can with my minimal French). Her and her friends leave.

Go back inside and look for the first HB-blonde when I find her she's with a group of a bunch of guy all hitting on her. When she sees me she gives me a hug and claims to the guys I'm her bf. I got quite the kick out of the look on their faces so I played along. The amusement went away so I broke the news to the guys and they sounded quite relieved lol. By that point I was ready for bed so I just went home.

Positives: I went there with zero intentions and was completely outcome independent the entire night. Had a great no-fucks-given attitude all night. Literally smiled ALL night and made eye contact with as many people as possible. And best of all I had a damn blast!

Negatives: obviously, no closes... The reason this is bad is because I had more than ample opportunity to close. Fact is, I didn't really even try to close. Which to me right now seems absolutely absurd. Next time I will be more patient and work through the sets to completion.

Criticism, questions, comments, and concerns are welcome please!

Tl;dr sadly had zero closes but I didn't care what so ever because I had an awesome night all together.