I've gotten at least 40 Tinder matches in the last week which turned into almost a dozen phone numbers. I always make plenty of funny banter, exchanging around 30-60 total messages. I always go for the phone number and try to make plans during our first conversation or two.

Out of these dozen phone numbers, I've been able to land ZERO "dates". Any pointers? I'm trying to transition from using OkCupid. My description basically says: I'm moving away in a few months and want to have a blast before I leave. If you're looking for a wild sexual experience, look no further.

This is for guys with similar descriptions; I don't have any interest in legit dating. For those who have f-closed with at least 5 chicks of at least HB7 proportions from Tinder or arrange successful meetups on the regular.