Went to club, stood on the dance floor drinking my beer when I was approached by a woman

djelenthe · 2014-05-08T05:17:32+00:00

I didn't have the balls to approach her. How do I get more balls?

You don't get balls and then approach. You gain balls by approaching. A lot. Over a long period of time.

Hide_yo_girl · 2014-05-08T06:31:48+00:00

Give me your face

DallasTxEnt · 2014-05-08T06:55:21+00:00

pussy on a platter and you flipped it onto the ground

legendoflink3 · 2014-05-08T14:02:17+00:00

First things first. She was crazy, don't ever ask that girl for her number or give her yours. And normally I'd say sneak her into the house. But you don't want her knowing where you live. Prolly wasn't worth it.

CruzeControl1 · 2014-05-08T05:21:06+00:00

What the hell did i just read? This girl was as into you as it gets, and made it as easy for you as it gets for you to get some. You should have taken charge and done something about it when she WAS STARING AT YOU FOR 10 MINUTES lol. Hopesully you at least got her number. C'mon man ive never had it that easy before

throwawaynodos · 2014-05-08T07:37:16+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK.

Alright I'm going to assume this is a serious post. If you want help, OP, answer our questions and we'll do our best. First question, how often do you masturbate?

2014-05-08T16:03:25+00:00

What in the everloving fuck.

I can't tell which posts are fake and which are serious these days, please tell me seriously if this is a real post.

MagicPiper · 2014-05-08T20:26:38+00:00

I think this is fake. Only 1 post/comment by OP ever. It's extremely rare that the first reddit post/comment would be in seddit.

jahvoncreamcone · 2014-05-09T04:41:36+00:00

SOILED IT.....SOILED IT!

Title	Went to club, stood on the dance floor drinking my beer when I was approached by a woman
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	0
Comments	19
Date	May 8, 2014 5:08 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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