Pickup in a Garden Center [recovered]

ThrowawayPUA · 2014-05-11T02:12:52+00:00

You're using a weak sales opener. It's routine, even expected to be shot down.

Q: Can I help you with anything?
A: No thanks, I'm just browsing.

Try something observational instead, like "you look like you need some help with these azaleas." This will also help with your attitude in general seduction openers.

Diece · 2014-05-11T03:26:52+00:00

Take what throwawayPUA said and add on something a little sexual.

"you look like you need help with these azaleas, is that a nipple ring?

"I see you are looking at the roses, we have roses for all types of occasions from the anniversary to the first date or just surprising your SO before a nice fuck."

You know how you are supposed to "up the value" of the sale by suggesting extras or things that go with their purchase?

Well if they buy roses you can just say "We also offer books and equipment to make your own rose garden that way you can give a rose to everyone you fuck. We even offer roses with no flower just thorns so if someone fucks you over you can throw thorns at them or put some thorns in the condom the possibilities are endless, are you interested?"

Title	Pickup in a Garden Center [recovered]
Author	caucasiandeluxe [recovered]
Upvotes	4
Comments	9
Date	May 11, 2014 2:09 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/259342/pickup_in_a_garden_center/
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