My grandfather used to say, "I'll bet you a quarter I can kiss you without touching you!" As a human being, that seemed like a sure bet, because how? So he'd lean in, kiss their cheek, pull out a quarter, place it on the table in front of them, and say something like "You win!" or "Least I tried." Because that seems a little personal-spacey for today's women, I asked how that worked out for him. "Oh, for sure," he said. "Sometimes, I got slapped. But SOMETIMES, I didn't!"

taken from this thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2c5me8/lpt_how_to_pick_up_girls/cjcapkm