So admittedly this is my first field report, but after reading a few recent ones I decided I wanted in. I have been attempting to improve my pick-up game recently as I had dropped away for quite a period of time due to... A rut I guess?

Anyway to the report. - good mate had his bucks party. unfortunately his bride to be is a crazed controlling slute so she had her hens night on the same night. At the same venue. Needless to say I, nor anybody else, is much of a fan of her, but that said she treats him well and loves him dearly. It becomes apparent pretty early on that its a party, but not a "bucks party".

She had invited many friends, but only two stood out as anything less comparable in movement and wit to a glacier, than the rest. The first (hb7) was blonde and with that came every stereotypical factor possible ( loud, high pitched voice, pink dress long hair with curls at the front, heels she most likely borrowed from someone else as they were not new and seemed too big for her) was accompanied by a (hb9) quiet Brunette (3 quarter sleeve skin tight black dress with some small frils at the bottom) she truly was beautiful and o was feeling confident and looking good. Solid combination for success.

  • no doubt in my head I had to try something and I chose the blonde as a stepping stone as I had a feeling she would be an obstacle if I didn't win her over first. I decided my approach would be simple but direct. Note: I intended to come across as rude to the blonde. It just seemed like it would be a better means for getting the blondes attention.

Approach "if you were taller do you feel like people would think more highly of you"? ( hang in there I know it's terrible) throw a goofy smile at her. "Is that your idea of a pick up line" "Haha do you feel like I should flatter you? From what I see, your more of a witty type?" "I prefer people who buy me drinks" "one drink seems cheap for a girl like you, perhaps working the market could get you more. And I don't buy girls drinks." This was all in a jestful tone I must add. "My names ____.“ We talked for a short bit, found out her connection with the bride and the rest of the friends. She was pretty crude in general.

-Enter the second girl. "Hey_____, you made a friend. That's not like you!? (Soft English voice)" fuck yeah no opener required but fuck it

" my names _____ and I think I designed your dress." "You're a designer?" "No, but if I was that's how I would imagine the perfect outfit would look, maybe it's just you." (Clearly blushing) "Can I buy you a drink?" (Hb7) "I thought you didn't buy girls drinks?" "She is clearly too sophisticated to be labelled as a"girl"

we talked for a couple hours general small talk, escalated kino almost immediately.

She was from another city, but is here till the end of the wedding. Let's me know she has a hotel room near by. The sex was unbelievably satisfying. Admittedly I was worried about my performance at first, but that quickly subsided.

  • In conclusion. I think the highest percentage of reason to my success on this one was circumstance, but talking to the blonde gave me an easy route in and she was easy to talk to as there was no pressure because she wasn't my target. Hopefully i can get some more success in the near future and fill you guys in, if not, then let you guys know where I went wrong. Thanks for reading and I'm open to questions.

TL:DR (f) close at a bucks night disaster. Used her friend as a no pressure stepping stone.

Edit: due to request I'll go into greater detail on the tail end of the night.

So I bought her a drink. I asked her what type of drinks she likes? She did miss a beat and proclaimed "vodka red bull!" I told her I would get her something a little more fancy and got her a bull rider. (highly recommend).

The blonde left us to our devices pretty early on as I assume she had been given the all clear by her friend I was talking to.

She first off asked me "if I thought of myself as charismatic?" To which I replied "I've been told I am, as well as many other things, but most of my opinions of myself aren't very high". She of course asked why? (I'm a big one for honesty, many would say it's self diminishing) " i spent a lot of years, being treated badly by people I trusted, but I have used it as motivation to improve myself to the person I am, which is almost who I've always wanted to be". We went into many small semantics of the conversation, talked about insecurities, I asked her why she was shy and affirmed her of her positive points. ( by this stage I was seated with her left leg over my left leg{right foot under her left} and my left hand behind her shoulder). I twirled her hair a little"beautiful hair", "gorgeous eyes" moved thumb to her temple (pushed her hair back. "Angel smile" smiled and closer. She was ready to kiss no doubt, "but If I kiss you I won't be able to see any of that. so I'm going to enjoy it a little longer."

She ate it up "you fucker" ( I was shocked) ”whaaa?" "Where did that one from?" "You know what you did"

I used my index finger to slowly bring her face back towards me and k close/ make out. After a solid few minutes, she leans back and tells me she is only in town for the weekend. Which is a good thing to hear in this business gentlemen, "so where are you staying" she tells me of the hotel which is near by. I put a cheeky grin on. "Not yet, I still have friends to see yet." She got up gave the bride a kiss on the cheek and came back over and said I'll meet you out front in 2 minutes.

-back to her house. No talk. Start making out/feeling up on the way to the bedroom, it's at this point I was starting to worry about going too soon, needless to say she was getting my motor running a little too hot. We got to the bed and she spoke into my ear"you have already impressed me" just treat it like we are still at the club. I realized I was coming across as nervous as I was and composed myself for a second. I think I may have had just the right amount of scotch too because I thought I was gonna strike oil before I came and it still was amazing and intimate. I spent the night got her number she has since been texting me non stop and been suggesting places we could sneak off to during the wedding.

We also had round two last night ( hence my delayed update.) all the pressure had been taken off and it was more of us experimenting with each other and really getting some solid practice(?) in. Hopefully tomorrow is as eventful as the last couple days. Again I'm open to questions and appreciate feedback. Thanks for reading.