Creating a Resume to pick up check-out women - Thoughts?

SwellandDecay · 2015-03-16T04:46:37+00:00

I work at a grocery store and I can promise you that everyone working there is checking out all the customers. Many of us actively flirt with customers we find attractive and would love to ask for numbers if it didn't mean risking our jobs. Remember that for us, outside of work there's very little risk to approaching/being forward, but if a customer complains about you hitting on them you can potentially get in serious trouble.

The resume approach is a pretty crappy idea, however. Most places are switching over and don't even accept applications in store. On top of that I can guarantee that the person at the register has absolutely nothing to do with the hiring process and wouldn't even know what to do with a serious resume, let alone a fake one. You'd probably have to be very insistent for them to even look at them and we hate that sort of thing. Remember, a lot of people treat us as subhuman or act as if we have the intellect of children so we don't take too kindly to pushy people.

That being said, I think your idea of breaking us out of work-mode is a great one. The easiest way to do that is to make eye contact with us, smile and ask about our day. It's really easy to stand out in a situation like this; the bar's set so low that you really just have to extend some basic decency to catch our attention. After that go ahead and flirt/ask for a number. Be careful with being too aggressive (remember, we can't leave) and you should be golden.

Go for it bro

DBPickles · 2015-03-16T01:39:35+00:00

haha, this is pretty hilarious and confident. I think that it's a good idea, but some might be a little weirded out by it. Personally, I think it's a bit try hard, but it's worth trying.

ThrowawayPUA · 2015-03-16T02:23:12+00:00

That is Klassy with a Capital K. You should just carry cards, it's simpler.

Just give her this.

DaygameCoach · 2015-03-16T04:55:05+00:00

Let us know how it works. I think there are a lot easier ways of picking up hired guns...but hey...if you want to amuse yourself, this is one way.

cchapp · 2015-03-16T14:10:03+00:00

I (male) work on a "customer service team" with cashiers. My thoughts most of the cashiers co-workers would laugh but it may work. Besides if it doesn't at least it will get posted in the employee common area for everyone to admire at your expense. Prepare for the possibly of prank call/text and good hunting.

Title	Creating a Resume to pick up check-out women - Thoughts?
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Date	March 16, 2015 1:23 AM UTC (11 years ago)
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