Tagged NSFW because I linked to video proof of another successfully lay. I said I would do this in the last one but couldn't for technical reasons.

If it's not acceptable I'll take it down.

I figure better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

The Short Version

I'm rebuilding my soft harem.

This weekend my goal was to ad 2 new plates.

Alas I failed.

I did get laid twice, by two different young women but one was already a plate and the other was not worthy of plate status.

The Long Version

FRIDAY

THE PREGAME

I went to a nearby college town where one of my plates lives.

I had made plans to meet with a girl I haven't closed on yet, and tonight was to be the night.

Well I put out on snapchat that I was on my way to said town.

My plate hit me up and begged for me to come get a beer with her and her friends.

Being the modern gentleman that I am, I figured "what better way to pregame for the night than a practice round with a plate and her friends?"

I wasn't supposed to meet with the new girl for a couple hours anyways. So I call my bro, JO, and we meet up with them.

I'm flirting and playing wingman for my bro.

#######YourMaverickI'mGoose

Shits cake

It's like 10:00pm by now.

Tell them we have to go.

I can see on my plates face that she wants to ask where we are going but she knows better.

Unfortunately her friends don't.

Her friend, I'll refer to her as TITS, has been digging my friend.

TITS- Where are you going?

I wish I could claim credit for what my friend said next

JO- To hang out with your competition!

About face and continue our exfil.

The Main Event

Meet new girl at a bar which is on top of another bar.

surprise it's her friend's birthday

So I buy her friend a shot because that's what you do I guess.

Well that was everyone else's idea was too.

She drank like 8 shots of random shit over the course of like 30 mins. #######WhiteGirlWasted

This is a college town everyone drinks regularly.

This is her 24th so she knows how to drink but I don't know what she was thinking this night.

Another 30 mins goes buy, she's been nursing a beer and then the booze kicks in.

She starts crying and shit.

My girl goes to comfort her best friend but she is having none of it.

My plate texts me.

I ignore it.

My friend has found another girl to dance with, but I don't want to bail prematurely.

I go over to better evaluate the situation.

It's worse than I thought.

She's thrown up on herself

My girl says she has to get her home.

I'm not trying to fuck with that hot mess so I say,

Me- yea, you should get her cleaned up.

PotentialPlate- I'll call you later tonight, maybe we can meet up.

Me- sure.

#######FML

Alright So I check my text from my plate.

She's at a bar down the street.

Tell her to come to the bar downstairs.

Holla at my boy.

He's getting twerked on. He's straight.

#######FuckYea

Go down stairs order a booker's neat and chat up a tatted hipster chick.

Plate shows up and we head to her place.

We fuck.

No big deal.

Wake up and grab brunch with my bro.

Analysis

I was disappointed as fuck.

Yea I got laid but I went out with a mission, add a new plate, my mission was unsuccessful.

SATURDAY

I had made plates to meet up with a girl I knew back in highschool.

We meet up had a glass of wine.

Fucked. (Audio track is off for some reason. I'm still working out some bugs)

Went to get something to eat because I hadn't had dinner yet.

came back fucked untill she couldnt take it anymore.

passed out woke up fucked again.

I was thinking this is going to be a new solid plate.

we shower clean up and head our different ways.

Then she starts blowing my phone up. and leaving me crazy voice mails about meeting her family.

#######NOPE #######NEXT

I ignored her till that night.

Call her and tell her that it was just a one night thing.

"I'm glad you had fun but it's never going to happen again."

Analysis

The weekend was unsuccessful in my eyes because I had such high expectations.

As far as the friday potential plate is concerned I haven't attempted any communication with her since that night and she hasn't tried to txt me either so whatever ♫♪ On to the Next One♫♪