I keep meeting foreign / non-coastal transplant women (and their male friends trying to AMOG me) who ask "do you surf?"

Some might take it as a casual question but the tone makes it very clearly a shit test. When I say no I get an exacerbated "Why not??!?!?" for living by the beach and not surfing. This has happened many times.

Sure I could just go surf and say "yes I surf" but it's not my thing. I've tried it and I'm not into it. Would love a witty response if you've got one.