How can I attract a woman to be my friend?

TheXXL · 2015-10-28T19:03:06+00:00

Here´s a foolproof way: get a girl to hang out with you, then out of the blue tell her you love her, tell her how your life is worthless without her, and you need her to take care of you. This will instantly trigger her friend program buried deep inside her brain. After an execution time of roughly 0.00000166287 ms*, another program will be triggered that will make her tell you the following words: "I like you, you are such a nice guy, and i don´t want to hurt you, but, Let´s just be friends".

And there you have another female friend. You´re welcome.

*trigger and execution times may strongly vary

unorthodoxintrovert · 2015-10-28T17:47:59+00:00

Is that your end goal? Or you actually want to take it in a sexual direction?

Title	How can I attract a woman to be my friend?
Author	whitebrinjal
Upvotes	1
Comments	3
Date	October 28, 2015 5:39 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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