Practicing my game at a hipster bar downtown on a Monday, 20 by the way, approached, seduced, and made a date for Saturday but was at her place making out with her by Wednesday. Also charmed the fuck out of her roommate. Anyways, Saturday comes and we go to a bar/coffee shop that happens to be doing karaoke. My biggest passion is performing so it was perfect, I put on an instrumental and the crowd enjoyed it. Game was impeccable, I finish my beer and we're off to making out at her place. She wouldn't take me to her room, but I didn't say anything about it. Game stays strong and we're making our heavy. ..and then I don't know what the fuck happened..I honestly feel like the chemistry was just too strong..she asked me to leave..I'm not gonna text her till she texts me.

My game was just too smooth

                                    -the humble narcissist