For the past two years I've been hanging out and fooling around with this girl named, let's call her E. Found out she had a boyfriend but I didn't care, I was just trying to get my dick wet.

Well we fooled around. It took a bit for her to eventually fuck but after some beer her conscious said ok. We quit talking for a bit for some reason and she would come back, she would do this one more time. Well this last time she came back was a couple months ago. This time however I did the red pill on her ass and shes been all over my nuts.

She's been trying to hold my hand, cuddle me, ask me how many girls I've been with, relationships I've been in, and all that shit that I've had every girl who is interested in me do. Shes been buying me shit, making me shit, and bringing me shit.

I was able to fuck her with less hassle than before. No beer this time, she was totally ok with it. And when I was done she told me how great the sex was and how this whole "friends with benefits thing is a great idea".

Well I just found out her and the boyfriend are getting married on the 21st of this month.

So...what the fuck?