Things I should know before losing my virginity?

Woujo · 2017-06-07T22:48:13+00:00

What utensils might be useful to have in my room?

Scapel, stethoscope, bunsen burner. Don't fuck this up.

But in all seriousness, your only goal should be to not look or feel nervous and just act like you do this all the time.

You have to read her and stay in the mood. You will be able to tell what she likes by the noises she makes and stuff. Sometimes girls won't want to verbalize what they want so you need to just figure it out.

Make sure to be delicate and not hurt her. Sometimes girls won't complain if they are feeling uncomfortable.

Don't finish too quickly. If anything goes wrong (can't find the whole, can't get her bra off, etc...) stay calm, and ask if she can help you.

Don't start laughing in any way that could imply you are laughing at her.

And fuck the shit out of her.

Xanarxses · 2017-06-08T10:26:28+00:00

Remember: No means Yes. Please stop means Please Don't stop. You're hurting me means Keep going.

Utensils: You could opt for the knife if you want the rush of endangering. Or the chloroform if you're a bit of a sleazebag. Some rope is useful but get an actual chain if you can. You could use a ballgag but what fun would that be?

Alright go get 'em champ.

As for the non rapist techniques.

Your acting skills and improv better be on point if she thinks you're not a virgin.

Ok so:

Everything is foreplay. If you have a date first before going back to your place anyway. If you're both set to bang as soon as you see each other. You can disregard that for this situation.
Do not rush foreplay or sex. Enjoy both. Enjoy her skin, the way she smells, the warmth of her body, the curves, the sounds she makes, the way she looks at you, everything. Be present to the moment. Let yourselves both relax. Take it slow. You're not a sex beast just yet who can do it with a stranger in a falling elevator.
Pay some fucking attention to how she reacts. Ping for pleasure at all times. And pay attention to all of her body. It's not just the good ol' T&A that you pay attention to. Work up to that. Don't go from a peck on the lips to tonguing her ass. Her arms, shoulders, back, legs, whatever. I'm sure you're versed in human body parts.
Use both your hands and mouth obviously. I love women's thighs for example. Love massaging them, biting them, kissing them. As I said, you're well aware of human body parts. Just don't go sticking her kneecap in your mouth or something. Also don't be afraid of frenching her puss. As long as... you know she's clean. If you're afraid of the taste, give her some finger play first. Just remember that if you're not giving her head with love, might as well not do it.
When it comes to your smaller dick, ain't much you can do about that, fam. Learn to use it and learn to use it well. Keep it healthy too. I'd suggest quitting porn and masturbation. Doing kegels and exercising also helps your friend stay strong and powerful even if small. I mean if you don't know, your dick becomes much more impressive if you do all of those things. Not saying bigger though it will give you a better rate of utterly bunker buster hard-ons.
I mean basic stuff like finding the puss. You've probably watched enough porn to know. I recommend not trying to do it blind. Like have a clear view of both things. Preferably keep it vanilla with missionary for the devirginization of your faithful companion. Get a pillow under her ass, get her legs up, the puss should be in clear view. If your dick's a bro. He'll be hard. Grab the base of the bastard and get it in. Not that hard.
Do not for the sake of fuck, drift off into the sunset thinking about baseball. Stay present and just enjoy her. You're fucking a girl, why would you think about anything?
Remember, this shit's not a sprint. It's a marathon. Endurance. Do not start going harder once you feel yourself getting there. Focus on her.
Rhythm is fookin' key, mate. A girl would much rather take you at medium speed for 5 minutes straight with steady pumping action than 20 second bursts of POWPOWPOWPOW. STEADY yourself you horny fuck.
Finally. Sex is fun. So have fun and let her have fun. As long as it's not at your expense.

I can't give you much more. Most of those things are in you. You just gotta know and learn how to wield them.

Go smash dat puss.

TheEdgyDude · 2017-06-07T22:36:15+00:00

Post this in r/sex.

souljabri557 · 2017-06-07T22:57:43+00:00

Watch a lot of good porn. Not the overproduced stuff. Homemade kind.

Small dick isn't a problem if you thrust hard.

abstractpickupartist · 2017-06-08T06:05:19+00:00

I refuse to space out during sex just so I don't come faster

Bwahaha. Good luck on lasting your first time. (not saying it's not possible, just not likely).

What utensils might be useful to have in my room

Condoms. Get extras. Practice putting them on your dick. Embarrassing to put them on backwards. Worse to run out.

Lube. Probably won't need it, but just in case. (water based, so it doesn't wreck the condom)

If anything goes wrong (like you come in ten seconds, can't get it up). Just fucking smile, and say "we'll try again in a bit". DO NOT stress out about it. If you feel bad, she'll feel worse. It's your job to be confident.

Don't rush. Let her have some time to feel appreciated, beautiful, desired.

If you are worried about the size of your dick, use your tongue. Watch a how to video or two. (not porn, how to).

Title	Things I should know before losing my virginity?
Author	CanAsiansThrow
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Comments	10
Date	June 7, 2017 10:29 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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