First off I'd like to say hello to everyone. I came across this subreddit about a week ago and I have not stopped reading. This is my first post and I have a question on how to pass very common/specific shit tests.

  1. "I just met you"
  2. "I have to find my (drunk) friend"
  3. "I'm on my period"

If you guys could share your experiences and what works for you, that would be most helpful. And I look forward to posting and sharing knowledge with you guys in the future.

Edit: I know the side bar is there, I'm asking for individualized things each of you do or say that has worked for you.