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[–]yellowidiot314 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Italian girls like spaghetti and meatballs. For the party try something smaller, invite a girl you know to a table, and hire a musician to play the violin while you dine. If you don't at least get a kiss from that the entire human race would already be extinct.
[–]qayze 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm sorry what....? I don't know what you expected the party to be but you went way off. It's a small place and we're barely going to be sitting. And no, there's not gonna be musicians, it's a girl's 16th birthday party, not a wedding :p
[–]FlyInSpace 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poe's Law.. I guess
[–]Vibez__ 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Aye aye aye mama mia
[–]qayze 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Am I really going to have to put a [serious] tag or something just because you've never seen an Italian person?
[–]Vibez__ 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol I'm just messing with you
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
pizza pizza mama mia
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