Hello guys.

So I met this really hot girl in my dentist waiting room 10 days ago. She was blond, blue eyes and had a nice thick ass. She was really into me and i got her number.

Her face, however, is a little bit round, like an Oreo, and she is a communist. Every time I thought about her I imagined a Stalin eating oreo with milk while the Soviet Union anthem played in the background, then I caught myself laughing like an idiot.

This was unexpectedly good. Because It was an easy way to control my game anxiety (I’m a naturally anxious guy and I’m new in this seduction stuff). A week later we were dating and in the same night we had our sweet moment of carnal pleasure.

So. If I could recommend anything, find about something funny about the girl you want to score and use this as shield against your anxiety.