I’ve been scrolling up and down and I constantly scroll pass these stories that read like this:

“I really like this girl and I finally built the courage to tell her I like her. She said she only likes me as a friend,(insert sad face)”

Well no shit you look like an idiot following this girl around and being her friend then telling her out of the blue that you have feelings for her

This isn’t the movies, you like her? You bed her simple as that, save all that emotion shit for her when she’s stuck on your cock

Rant over drops mic