About half a year ago I came home from work in my car in the night. Just as I was about to drive into the garage I see a woman sitting on the stairs on one the side of the road pissing. I drive into the garage and then go out to look for her because that was weird. At first I don't see her. Then after a while I find her. Turns out she lives in the same apartment building as me, which is right where we were. And she had lost her keys. She was trying to call someone in the apartment. First few sentences she was normal. Then I kept talking to her to try to help her. Then she says "good night!" with a tone that was like she meant "fuck off!". I bet if I had been a chad she would have been ever so pleased to talk to me. I hope she burns in hell. And I hope my parents burn in hell for bringing me into a world where women always treat me like shit.