Got 2 matches today, one with an ethot who just wanted instagram follows. . . Like okay, it boosts my elo but dude. . . .Just keep it to your profile, if I was desperate enough to follow you I would have already.

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The second was by a chick with a nice arse named Tiffany.

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Me: Tiffany: "I'm shy and won't message first."

Me: Also Tiffany:" Here's a picture of my lovely ass." lol

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Tiffany: "Gets guys attention lol"

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Me: "Psh, you can't prove that."

Me: "Instagram _thelightning__"

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