Trying to switch up our plans and get her to come right to my place...
Met on Tinder, half way through our convo she's asking if she can call me daddy. I just responded wouldn't be the first time. Eventually get the number and started texting yesterday.
Asked her to happy hour, "maybe I don't really drink." Fine let's get sushi (I have a $15 off coupon and will max spend $30 this date...), "I like sushi."
From there texting got very interesting. I asked for a selfie, she sent one, duckface, breasts pushed up, standard.
Me: very appetitizing
Her: appetizing?
Me: don't pretend your not trying to look sexy
Her: if I was trying to look sexy you'd know
Me: oh really...
Her: Mhm
Me: But I thought you were a good girl
Her: Promise. I am a good girl. A good girl who likes to be bad (here we go...)
Me: You might get in trouble
Her: Do you spank bad girls?
Me: I spank good girls, bad girls get much worse
her: like what
Me: you might get broken in half. but your probably not that bad.
Her: send pic of her ass
This continues for a bit and I ask if shes coming over, says she playing with herself, sends pic of her tits, doesn't acknowledge my question.
So the question how do I get her to come directly over and bypass the sushi idea? I Just want a good one liner. Help me brothers. And yes this is semi-brag
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