Her: "You coming to the derby bout sat night?"

She rollerskates or something boring.

Me: "Was I?"

I wasn't invited.

Her: "Are you going?"

Me: "I have no reason to. Why do you ask?"

Open up a little, girl.

Her: "Because I'm playing."

So? You are no value to me yet. All we did was meet for coffee. Until sex happens, I really don't care.

Me: "Don't you have a bf for that?"

Their relationship must really suck if she's asking a guy she just met to come to her derby. She complained about him at the coffee shop.

Her: "Since when is only a bf who can watch a derby bout"

There's no reason for me to go. I'd show up, look beta as fuck, go home. Dry dick.

Me: "Because I literally get nothing out of it."

This can be interpreted many ways.

Her: "What exactly were you supposedly getting?"

I didn't say that. I said I would get nothing. If I knew what I was getting out of showing up, maybe my opinion would change. She manipulated my sentence.

Me: "What"

Playing dumb and also confused with her rephrasing. It makes me sounds bad.

Her: "You say you get nothing out of it. What are you supposed to get out of it?"

I haven't replied. Should I go radio silent?