I tend to have a huuuge boner while talking to girls

MMFOOD_ · 2020-08-01T16:18:55+00:00

this is a troll right

moskrar · 2020-08-01T17:05:54+00:00

Last time I got the hot cashier's number, I walked out of the store holding my bags in front of me, because I could have held them with no hands. Probably shouldn't have worn basketball shorts, in retrospect.

DaydreamingMister · 2020-08-01T17:02:35+00:00

Tuck it up in your belt, keep calm, & carry on.

nasty_lil_thang · 2020-08-01T16:24:03+00:00

Once in the fifth grade, I was walking to school and this karate guy in the dojo across the street, maybe a grade or two above me by looks, stopped me to talk for a bit. After a little brief chit chat once walking away I glanced down and couldn’t stop the “what the actual fuck” that came out. He got really embarrassed and I felt bad for embarrassing him, but genuinely I was very creeped out. I could understand if the context of the convo was different, but no he popped a boner talking about the 7/11 they were building down the street while talking to an 11 year old.

I understand boners are natural, just focus on the things you can control. You might not be able to control your erections but I’m damn sure you can control your actions. Just don’t deliberately be a creep.

FlatDistance5 · 2020-08-01T16:28:25+00:00

No troll but when the girl is attractive and she's very receptive....I do to. When that happens time to wrap it up get the number lightly set the date get outta there

anto2554 · 2020-08-01T16:18:55+00:00

She's the freak if she calls the cops or kicks you

Title	I tend to have a huuuge boner while talking to girls
Author	moskrar
Upvotes	1
Comments	17
Date	August 1, 2020 4:14 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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