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[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Why would you order dairy if you’re allergic to dairy?
[–]the_moonshine 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The story is so fake it couldn't be faker
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah man it’s gone!
[–]j78987 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seriously. In this situation of all situations too.
[–]theOjays 22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why didn’t you excuse yourself and went to shit at the restaurant ?
[–]moxymoxalone 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Methinks this might be satire.
[–]bransonnnn 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha dude that's hysterical. Reminds me of Ben Stiller in Along Came Polly
[–]Schhwing 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If she was cool she would’ve let it slide. Dodged a bullet man
[–]TimeMaster1709 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. People should know that everyone can hace crappy days.
[–]westworldford 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't care if this real or not! I thoroughly enjoyed reading it :D
[–]AgrivatedLemon -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You shat the bed on that one!
[–]2-Hexanone -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Meh, that milk’s for baby cows anyway :)))
[–]Good_Karma-man -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man... Shit happens. I wish you the best of luck but if she couldn't forgive you for something you forgot you had an issue with them she wasn't your "true love". Think of the next sexy female you'll get after all if this. Best of luck :).
[–]tibles20 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry mate
[–]OniVshadow 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So no marriage. Guess if doesn't always work their was a comedian with the same story but that chick was in the audience and she had married him.
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