In the past two years I've had exceedingly negative interactions with female lawyers. They use straw man insults, exaggerate, lie, get emotional, scream, and I've basically had to stay quiet while they go on their tirades. I wonder if their husbands share their toxic views. I inevitably get filled with rage and begin looking up these women's husbands. They always end up being physically weak flabby Chandler Bing types. Seattle Washington and the great State of Texas allow police to supervise mutual combat. I'm not going to act on my fantasies but it would be incredibly cathartic to shut these women up.

To be clear if the husband said something like "I have nothing to do with my wife's work." I would lose all interest in combat. However if they said something like "You are toxic and deserve the insults." I would politely respond with an invitation for mutual combat.

Before you ask about my combat experience. Assume all of these men are totally ineffective at hand to hand combat. One of my friends says these thoughts are totally normal and he hashad similar ones, another says it's totally sick. Any opinions?