I have chronic gastritis and irritable bowel syndrome and they fire off wherever they feel like, forcing me to go on a calorie deficit, which I think it's sub-optimal if we're really talking about gains here.

I'm seriously thinking of going MGTOW or stick to prostitutes because of that. I know that being underweight is as bad as being overweight when it comes to women and they don't give a shit about the underlying causes.

Any more ideas?