Tell us about the first time you realized YOU WERE CHAD...

OwhShit · 2015-12-04T18:59:33+00:00

A girl asked me to come to a new club and I was on my way home passing by so I say fuck it why not. Drive over there, its almost empty. 3 filled tables, one of them with her and 3 dudes. I was a bit pissed but she ran over, ordered me 2 drinks and sat me down, all the while ignoring her orbiters.

I started drinking and put my arm around her while betaboy was eying me getting ready to start making a scene (but chickening out like a beta). Idgaf and was making her horny by whispering nasty shit in her ear the whole time. Finished my drinks, tell her im not staying. She protests, I say walk me to my car. We go down, this drunk idiot comes along and says "youre not bf and gf right?" I go ahead and say "were married, three kids cant you see?" He says "prove it." So I kiss her for a minute and he is like "oh shit okaay sorry man" and stumbles off. I was thinking what a weird fucking question is that to ask.

2 min later she is sucking my dick in my car. I finish and zip up while the asteroid belt comes out of the club to orbit venus again. She goes up the guy who was ogling me, KISSES HIM ON THE FUCKING MOUTH, and says "hi honey he was just leaving-- I was saying goodbye" in the most unbelievable casual tone. I just closed my cardoor and left. I was fucking revolted, and it all made so much sense. Felt like chad there for a minute. AWALT

WindUpTerrapin · 2015-12-04T19:14:24+00:00

This bitch of a girlfriend I had tried to branch swing off me, so I left. She came begging for forgiveness, but I held frame. Two months later she became my plate. Then, a couple of times after fucking, she told me about this sweet little beta she was starting to date.

Now he is her boyfriend. Nevertheless, she comes begging at my door from time to time.

That guy hates me. For him, I'm Chad.

NPIF · 2015-12-04T17:19:00+00:00

The first time I fucked a girl who had a man. Once you see how these bitches act in private when their man ain't around, telling you all this horrible shit about him and fucking around without a care in the world, you realize how easy it is for them to be duplicitous in their behaviour and what everybody means when they say "you can't turn a ho into a housewife."

Protip: don't get married. But if you do anyway, definitely don't marry a slut.

anti_erection_man · 2015-12-04T19:03:25+00:00

Haha same story like all the other fucking guys here. Fucked a beta's girl, he even kinda found out. They remained the perfect fairytale match made in heaven, even after blowing me.

AnotherAmen · 2015-12-05T01:57:35+00:00

Came out of a bathroom where I was hooking up with one of my plates, she got out first. I get out (without my glasses) and grab, who I think is, my plate's ass. Wasn't my plate, they looked similar from behind (I'm extremely near sighted). Got this new girls phone number. Saw her walking around campus with a guy later that day. Pretty cool day.

IVIaskerade · 2015-12-05T02:43:22+00:00

I literally told her my name was Chad Thundercock. I use it all the time on Tinder now because it's hilarious.

But seriously, I banged a married woman who actually loved her husband - but she loved me in the moment more.

[deleted] · 2015-12-05T06:04:56+00:00

Went out with friends, some new girls were around. I heard one had a boyfriend, but she was hot and I didn't know him. Flirt all night, no mention of a boyfriend. Long story short, she ends up in my bed. Serious LMR, gives in. She never mentions the boyfriend, he doesn't even know she went out that night. They live together and she's a known cheater in his eyes. I'm just one of many Chads, in her case.

mrdudemanguysir · 2015-12-04T17:39:19+00:00

Hitting on an engaged girl in front of her fiance, and he backed down. A few days later I was fucking her in their bed while he was at work. Then I just never contacted her again and disappeared from her life completely.

awalt_cupcake · 2015-12-04T20:37:04+00:00

Different women

she was married
she left prom and her prom date to come over and ~~be with~~ fuck and sleep with me

2_Tantive_4_U · 2015-12-04T20:51:28+00:00

Not the same type of story as everyone else here (a girl cheating on her bf) but I felt very Chad-like when I pulled a girl from a party last week. This was because I later found out that the girl who had been desperately trying to get with me at the party started crying and hugging people after I left with another girl. She wasn't even drunk...

Billee_Boyee · 2015-12-04T22:24:29+00:00

Maybe 20 years ago (I'm 48 now) I saw a program about a study they had done on womens mating habits. In it they told how the women at clubs who dance hardest, show the most skin, and grind the most are married women who are ovulating. They cited tons of evidence then (in fancy language) decided women want alpha fucks and beta bucks.

My mind was blown. It explained why I had no trouble at all getting laid, but couldn't keep a gal cuz as soon as I settled in I went full bluepill beta, they lost interest and divorce raped me for my trouble. Not going there again in any case. I'm getting too old to give away half my stuff again.

I also realized that although holding onto a gal is not possible for me, fucking them is so easy it isn't interesting to try. I only go after lesbians now, just for a challenge- and because I like threesomes. Nothing better than a Billee_Boyee sandwich.

If I told you the stories you would seriously not believe me.

I am Chad. Welcome to my world.

Title	Tell us about the first time you realized YOU WERE CHAD...
Author	Veqq
Upvotes	7
Comments	20
Date	December 4, 2015 4:13 PM UTC (10 years ago)
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