3 really hot girls were all over me at my job tonight getting very physical. They asked me to go out to the bars with them after work... The only problem is...

Apexk9 · 2016-03-04T04:11:39+00:00

OK ladies but drinks are on you.

winstrol · 2016-03-04T05:07:15+00:00

You can just admit you're broke and tell them they're buying.

Contrary to popular belief women really don't care if you're poor unless they're trying to date you. Even then, some of the biggest pimps I know are legitimate poverty tier.

DennisReynoldsAMA · 2016-03-04T05:09:09+00:00

You could've said "sure lets go but you're paying this time" thus implying that you will also go out again later in which you will pay. You work together at the same job. If they were all over you they already wanted the dick, so being broke is not gonna change their mind, unless like someone else said, they are after your money, but again you work at the same place.

PantsonFire1234 · 2016-03-04T14:47:08+00:00

Make them pay for it. Win/Win

oldredder · 2016-03-04T05:33:16+00:00

nothing you can do about it. You can go broke and hope for the best. You can fool one girl into paying for you a little but all 3? They'll make a judgment. Some guys do fine being upfront they're poor, will stay poor but still get women. Not sure if you can pull that game off.

something_thoughtful · 2016-03-04T06:01:40+00:00

You could say that you lost your credit/debit card and have to wait for a new one.

[deleted] · 2016-03-04T08:24:48+00:00

Don't say you are broke tell them drinks on them and next time you will pay and take them out

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Calamash · 2016-03-04T03:23:25+00:00

Just tell them, if they seriously drop everything for this 1 thing then they were some very serious gold diggers, not worth your time.

abdada · 2016-03-04T03:08:30+00:00

Go out and have fun anyway.

If anyone asks just say "just paid rent, you get this round and I'll make good next time around."

Oftowerbroleaning · 2016-03-04T05:43:59+00:00

U got a credit card? A buddy who can loan you $50? Something you can pawn?

94redstealth · 2016-03-04T18:11:31+00:00

I dont know whether you went out or not, I got tired of reading all your pussy excues to everyones suggestions.

*you dont have to drink to have a good time
*you dont have to spend any money to drink
*you dont have to ask for drinks to get drinks

Choice one; drink or dont
If no, have a good excuse, gotta get up early, gotta work out in the morning, it conflicts with your diet
If you decide to drink, make them pay, dont ask. "you want me to go, your buying drink" end of story

choice 2; admit your broke
if you do(i advise against it) you have a reason, just started the new job, end of story
second option(and the better) dont even bring up your financial situation. its none of their business

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